Coco Peru plays Grand Theft Auto 5 (x)
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
this is ridiculous stop it immediately
Marge is such a great mom
She gets it.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god